Ode to a Park Bench Romance
Zoë Nash
You met her at that nasty club,
She was looking pretty rad.
Until you took her out one night
and she skipped out on the tab.
She made you run from that taxi,
And follow her down the street,
And when you got to the bottom,
You fucked on a park bench seat.
‘Dave’ down the pub says “she’s got a great arse“,
He says it’s “
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