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School Supplies have actually had me in TEARS this week - twice!!
IF you are going to give me a two-page list of MUST HAVE school supplies for my 8th grader, (that includes a $130.00 calculator and a binder for every class), do NOT then send home individual lists from every fucking teacher that CONTRADICT what I've already been asked to BUY (and label with permanent marker making them unreturnable) the first day ( Read more... ) -
McCain just did the smartest thing he could possibly do.
By selecting a woman as his VP pick over another geriatric male, McCain has given himself a real shot at the White House (which I really don't think he had before)... I'm sure those with political aptitude could have predicted this, but I was stunned ( Read more... ) -
Storms
There was thunder and lightning in the early hours this morning and I can hear it rumbling in again this evening. I love thunderstorms... -
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I must have needed the sleep... I slept until 1:30pm yesterday when I called into work, and I still was able to go to bed at 10pm last night and sleep for 8 1/2 hours ( Read more... ) -
Humor - kids
In the car, Friday morning:
Matthew (6 years old): Mom... there's a lot of cheese in the world. I mean seriously.
Me: Yes, there is.
Matthew: Like, probably more cheese than persons. In the whole world.
Me: Yes, OK.
Matthew: And I want to punch all the people who cut down trees. Punch them.
Me: We don't hit, Matt.
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Arson is for COOL kids!
So, some fucktard between the ages of approximately 14 and 17 decided that lighting the apartment building on fire would be OK. So, at 9:00pm, soaking wet and freezing cold, we all got to go out in the wonderful evening winds of Minnesota (it snowed today, btw). We got into the van and blasted the heat while everyone else stood outside - it was ( Read more... ) -
P.S.
http://www.freerice.com is my new crack. -
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I took a sleeping pill last night to help me sleep through the night - it worked! Yea ( Read more... )
