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Missing File : gpsys.dit
Missing File : trans.PIN
Missing File : nexus.PIN
Missing File : key.PIN
Missing File : persovrd.bhv

Accessing Backup System...

Unable to Access Backup System...

Unable to Process Environmental Data...

Initiating Recall Sequence...

Opening HQ Portal...

SANTA IS A PIMP, WHAT!?

THIS IS A USER ERROR. CANNOT COMPUTE ILLOGICAL HOLIDAY FIGURE.

MISSES CLAUS FREEBASES IN THE BATHROOM.

ELVES LIKE BUTTSECKS.

THERE ARE TOO MANY SUE'S IN THE NEXUS AND NOT ENOUGH RX-BOMBS TO GET RID OF THEM.

WE HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM.

ROBOTIC ASSAULT LEADS TO DEATH OF LOCAL FISHERMEN

*a photo flickers on the screen, the still one of flame and debrisMiami, FL - The Florida Post - Wednesday, in what the President is labeling as an act of technological terrorism, four local fishermen succumbed to lethal wounds caused by an unknown android unit. The fishermen (Mike Otega, Lance ( Read more... )

0:/_ Command line : ERROR PROCESS _collectdat.exe
0:/_ Command sequence failed
0:/_ Process _inforequ.hak and _passneu.bhav disabled
0:/_ COMMAND LINE REQUIRES SECONDARY RUNLINE
0:/_
0:/_
0:/_
0:/_ ENTER SECONDARY RUNLINE : _
0:/_ _agressterr.bhav
0:/_ _code104.hak
0:/_
0:/_
0:/_ NEW FUNCTIONS ACCEPTED

DESTROY ALL LESSER BEINGS!!!!*TW-TWITCH ( Read more... )

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I HAVE NO MORE PICKLES AND/OR CHOCOLATE.

WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO!?