Oh, dear god...

[ryan_speck]

synabetic will probably post this as well, but:

The Eye Of Argon, the worst sci-fi story ever written*.

Fucking hilarous.

*In as much as it's famous for being awful amongst readers of sci-fi. Perhaps this is how one defines "SyFy".

Comments

[deftrevenant]

Hey. If you don't think this story is awesome you can kiss the fleeting stead of death...

[ryan_speck]

You bring a heavy cloud over my misting brain.

[deftrevenant]

I aim to please.

[misslucy]

i tried but when i got to the fourth paragraph and my eyes glazed over.

[ryan_speck]

You should give it more time. It gets much worse.

I need to memorize quotes from it. They'll come in handy in a variety of situations.

[alias13e]

this barrage of mismatched adjectives is filling my eyes with escaping life fluid.
This reads like a fricken' Mad Lib.

[ryan_speck]

A truly awesome Mad Lib.