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I should be proud of who I am, cause I mean, fuck.

Can I just tell you how much I love you guys? To those of you who have recently been there for me or made me laugh or shown me you need me, I am so glad to have you ( Read more... )

I took the day off work today because I have been getting progressively sicker throughout the week, and my LSAT is tomorrow. I didn't want to jeopardize my chances, and its a damn good thing I stayed home cause I was sick to my stomach until 3am last night and I've needed to be in bed all day. Thank god for my phone with the internet on it (and now ( Read more... )

You know what I would love to have as my ringtone? The theme to Pete & Pete (Hey Sandy by Polaris). If anybody finds it let me know!

Hey smilin' strange
You're lookin' happily deranged
Can you settle to shoot me?
Or have you picked your target yet?
Hey Sandy ay ay ay ay!
Don't you talk back
Hey Sandy
*GUITAR SOLO!*

I absolutely adore autumn. Its my favorite time of year, and I'm always the happiest and most peaceful at this time. I love the clothes that we get to wear: fleece and grey and black and hoods and dark beanies. I love the colors, the natural ones and the ones simply associated with fall. I love Halloween, and I especially love the grey skies and ( Read more... )

I have been a total lameass. For the past few years, and particularly the past 6 months, I have been feeling sorry for myself and letting others get to me in a serious way. Well enough is enough. I used to be tough and comfortable with who I was, but lately I have been a TOTAL LAMEASS. I have let myself be anxious and have panic attacks when I'm ( Read more... )

Ladies, if you ever have a job that requires you to run up 23 flights of stairs per day like mine does, take a tip from me and don't wear lacy, embroidered thongs to work. After 2 weeks of this, I think I now know what having herpes feels like.

A lot of people have me added as a friend, but I haven't used this journal in a long time. If you're still reading this, let me know and I'll add you.

I'm pretty sure this is the funniest thing I've ever read in my life.  Skip the first one if you want, the next two had me cracking up so hard I had tears in my eyes.  What the hell's a unitard??