"Although docile in nature, the ham sandwich is the natural predator of the Muslim middle-school student, often disguising itself as a lunch item until it can get close enough to the Muslim to consume its soul."
Sorry to be away for so long, was busy working days.. and now I am going away again, for a week and half or so for a wedding.. I'll try and make a real post about what's been going on once I get to my parents.. :)