The single greatest thing in the known universe.

At six-week follow-up visit, patient reported improved mood; transformed into serpent and made sexual overtures toward physician.

Patient discharged from hospital after stealing Percocet for recreational use.

OH MY GOD

I CAN'T EVEN

Nicked from nuclearsugars: ( The Book Meme )

Today I have learned that a) fandom is even more awesome than I could have believed (between ontd_ai, ontd_startrek and SPN fandom, we've managed to raise $54,949 for Haiti so far - holy shit); b) my front door lock is apparently ineffective against fahye; and c) you haven't lived until a child has jumped out of nowhere, yelled wildly and launched a deck of cards at your ( Read more... )

This website makes me want to hurl. I seriously cannot find a single thing on there that doesn't turn my stomach. Examples:

Triflebetes: A trifle dessert whose layers from top to bottom include: sugar crystals, cotton candy, Butterfinger pieces, melted Caramels, Twinkies, peanut butter mousse, Rice Krispy treats, chocolate syrup, melted candy bar ( Read more... )

GUYS GUYS If you haven't donated to the Haiti cause yet, I'M TALKING TO YOU.


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HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!

We had a fantastic spot on the water to see the fireworks go off. Hopefully you'll see photos (particularly of Anna's brand new psychedelic pimp stick), but in the meantime I feel the moment has come to re-live this:

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All the best for the new year, and remember: the world is just awesome. <3

Does anyone else ever get the distinct impression that life just wants to see how far it can push before you break?

I figure I've been handling this data loss thing okay. No tears, no tantrums, no raging blame wars. KaiidthSo I get the computer back today, minus the year's worth of data, and reboot from the Time Capsule so that I can at least ( Read more... )

1. Back in Sydney
2. Officially no chance of retreiving any form of data
3. But I get my computer back tomorrow
4. ( That year in review meme )

Merry Christmas for - well, when it was actually Christmas!

Just back from spending the week in Melbourne, visiting the brother. Have had an amazingly busy few days: I've seen Avatar at the Imax in 3D, seen the Jersey Boys musical at the Princess Theatre, crammed Star Trek down my brother's throat (he hadn't seen it! But he was very impressed with ( Read more... )