New Years Resolutions

[ryrie]

Well I've worked out my resolutions, and they are as follows

Comments

[starliner]

A good and optimistic list.
I tried to cover myself with, cut down smoking and try to quit. The food thing I did as try to eat more healthy...this I will do, but couldn't handle the vegetarian thing. My weed and drinking are within reason and I don't care for cocaine. Every time I do some coke, 10 min. later I kick my self cause I just don't like the buzz after you get off...now a little codeine every now and then is a different subject. More sex...always, as long as it is safe.
Happy New Year

[ryrie]

How can you not like the buzz? Being spun is ike, the best feeling ever!

Ooh, that doesn't soundl ike much of a quitter now does it?

[starliner]

It just makes me really edgy after the first 1/2 hour, so restless and bored. There are other things I prefer, besides it makes my dick want to go hide. LOL I prefer pot, pain pills, and booze.

[ryrie]

Ah yes, some very fine choices.

[princeargon]

Try to cut out weed and drinking altogheter.
Geez 60 bucks on pants? I bet your ass would look good in anything! *lick*

[ryrie]

why thank you

*licks back*

[ex_prezrober685]

You know you'd look good in and out of anything.

Less weed = good.
Less drinking = ok.
Better grades = very good.
No Coca = awesome.
Quit Smoking = I will ♥ you forever!

And I hope you can still be vegitarian and eat cock.

[ryrie]

Oh now come on now, I could be a strict vegan and still never get enough of the cock, especially if it's yours.

*thinks graphic nasty and very very dirty thoughts*

*longs to masturbate*

[basskitkays]

hmmm doesn't one usually smoke pot...
so if you are not smoking that would mean a lot less pot...
like none...

[ryrie]

Smoking cigarettes you dumbass.

[basskitkays]

don't call me a dumbass
you are the one who left things nonspecific enough so as to be misinterpretable...

[ryrie]

And you're the one who would nitpick enough to find something left open for interpretation.

Rawr *growls scarily*