There are little kids running around outside in the driveway, and the beauty of it is they only live on the block, they have no connection to our family, or our neighbors. They're just running around
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Gah, don't bother corrupting them. When they reach high school they'll do a pretty damn good job of corrupting themselves. What, with their MTV Real World, Atkins, Paris Hilton, reality television, 'Now That's What I Call Music' CDs, Lindsay Lohan movies, and Mary Kate Olsen Diet plans. Why do something that's already going to occur naturally? Do less work.
Besides, blasting Metallicock isn't the best way to fuck with their heads. (A good idea, but more can be done.) For example, try getting a porn DVD, then aiming your big screen out the window with the volume up 110%. Make it sodomy porn, a gangbang, or something with an animal. And if that doesn't get the neighbor's attention, sit outside with a lawnchair pointed at the TV and start spanking it in your bathrobe. You'll be glad you did.
Back at college, this is what I called "Saturday."
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Besides, blasting Metallicock isn't the best way to fuck with their heads. (A good idea, but more can be done.) For example, try getting a porn DVD, then aiming your big screen out the window with the volume up 110%. Make it sodomy porn, a gangbang, or something with an animal. And if that doesn't get the neighbor's attention, sit outside with a lawnchair pointed at the TV and start spanking it in your bathrobe. You'll be glad you did.
Back at college, this is what I called "Saturday."
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Aint that some crazy shit?
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