LEO
If you've been jumping from relationship to relationship, maybe it's time to review the situation. If you're not being stimulated, mentally or physically, perhaps you're looking in the wrong places. Forget what others think, especially if you're interested in someone who doesn't fit the "normal" mold; this person's unique take on life could play ( Read more... )

I'm taking a Playwriting Class this semester.

The assignment for this week: Write a monologue. SImple enough, but the monologue has to be rooted in fantasy. For example, professor showed us a film of a monologue where this young girl lays an egg and talks about her babies. It has some racial overtones, because the actress was a black girl and the ( Read more... )

Title: At The Beck and Call of Oblivion

Scene One - Cue somber music, probably a cello, doesn't matter. A Nun and a Ninja are playing chess in the park. The Nun moves her white queen to checkmate the Ninja's black king. The chess pieces poof - not morphs, "poofs" - into a single white rabbit. The Ninja picks it and bites its head off. The Nun smiles ( Read more... )

Because you demanded it, I've un-deleted my journal. I'll continue posting and updating this little thing, simply because YOU asked for it.

(So don't say I don't do anything for you, whores.)

Now, to commemorate my continuation of the thing that I do, I have a fun activity planned for you all: a simple survey. It's easy to do, just follow these rules ( Read more... )

It's the time of year again. The time of year when snot nosed little brats mindlessly meander through the streets hunting for sweets like starving sucrose-vampires... Halloween. Ever year little Timmy or Brandy or Kelly throw on some gaudy costume and wake me up in the middle of the afternoon and demand I give them stuff, like Bizarro World Jehova' ( Read more... )

I, Rob Paasch, am a card nerd.

Does anyone out there need a full explanation of what a "card nerd" is and does, or would you like to know what my friends and I do in whatever free time we're allowed? Well, here's the best possible explanation available of the World of Warcraft Trading Card Game and it's community courtesy of Philadelphia's Fox 29 11 ( Read more... )

The story of what twelve "grown" men did with a box of crackers on a Monday night in Brooklyn.

It's a simple challege: Eat six saltines in one minute or less without the aid of fluids.


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FALL SEMESTER 2007

So, I'm taking a basic Astronomy class this semester...

On day one, the professor gives out a questionaire (not a quiz) to the class. A simple request: "Name all the planets you can think of." Days later the results came in...  and at least 80% of the class could not name more than 3 or 4. (Also, the Moon is not a planet. It's a ( Read more... )

OMG! Rob playing WoW in the Pit at DMF Indy!

Still in Indianapolis. We leave tomorrow.