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Galactus is a dust cloud. Tell the people. Tim Story must die! Everyone on my MySpace page is still in high school. I need more friends of drinking age. I watch Grey's Anatomy and am not afraid to admit it. It's an awesome show. Why the long face, Sandra Oh? Wakka wakka. I've watched the Robot Chicken Star Wars Special nine times.  Whatever ( Read more... )

After almost about a year of making fun of it, I finally saw Brokeback Mountain yesterday. (Joyce is in town, I didn't have much of a choice.) It's a really good movie, but I now see why it lost that Academy Award for Best Picture to Crash: those damn Westerner accents. They were authentic, don't get me wrong, but that's where it hurt the movie. ( Read more... )

And this, my friends, is the sound of 10 million Koreans having 10 million simultaneous heart attacks.

Part 1 - Pigskin

Many months have passed since Chuck snapped. Though it has been so long, the grisly vision of Lucy's lifeless body prone in her own vital fluids with the football impossibly wedged in her mouth still lay fresh in everyone's minds. They still remember the smell of her blood upon the grass of the open field, which has not seen a game ( Read more... )

Today is the eighth anniversary of the Columbine High School shootings. In 1999, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold together mowed down 13 people in cold blood before turning the guns on themselves, ending an hours-long standoff with the police ( Read more... )

For those of you not in the know, I'm in a Creative Writing class for school.

Weeks ago the professor gave us an assignment. We would randomly pick two things: a character and an ending. Then we would have to write a story about the character and how we would come to the ending. Out of the pile, this is what I was assigned...

Character: A WINDOW ( Read more... )

Rob here, reporting live from Upper Berkeley Street in Merry Ol' England with the sexy Miss Joyce. Our flight touched down on the night of the 4th. We're still jetlagged as all hell and spent two whole days just lying in bed being lazy as all hell. We had Italian food tonight, the food being surprisingly better than most of the crap they serve here ( Read more... )

Joyce is here. Yay.  XD ( Read more... )