[accidental video]

[rzeczpospolitia]

[The screen shakes a bit before a dark purple leopard appears on screen, Natalia's usual green military jacket stuck on it's body. One paw came up over her feline face.]

... Why me... what happened...? [Sighhhhh...]

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[ourunification]

[What is this he doesn't even -- ]

A beast? . . . You sound awfully familiar.

[rzeczpospolitia]

[Why thank you Izma for confusing Janaff!] Hmn... Janaff...?

[She glanced around a bit before spotting her communicator on the ground before her.] ...It's Belarus. Unfortunately.

[ourunification]

[He blinked once at the -- box thing, her words taking more than a moment to register in his head. Was that creature really her? He sounded quite confused.]

. . . What happened to you?

[rzeczpospolitia]

[She shook her head and stood on all four feet, shifting awkwardly in the coat that was pretty much restricting all her large cat movement.] ...An old woman hit me with glass bottle and I turned into this...

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[shoelessdeath]

(Belkar was wandering the halls, looking for something to do, maybe deliver more flowers to Belarus, for her, and to piss off her psycho brother. And, lo and behold, there was a big purple cat in a coat.)

Hi, Natalia. (He said, completely normal.)

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[rzeczpospolitia]

[Her violet eyes blinked a bit.] Belkar...? How can you tell...?

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[shoelessdeath]

You smell like you.

What happned, polymorph spell?

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[rzeczpospolitia]

...Smell? I wasn't aware that my scent was memorable...

An old woman hit me with a pink bomb... and I suddenly became like this. [She shifted a bit awkwardly in the coat around her.]

[alwaysaboom]

(Okay, that was new... But then she'd seen a lot of strange things, even before coming here.)

Is there something wrong?

[video]

[rzeczpospolitia]

I'm...not supposed to be this way.

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[alwaysaboom]

What way? I'm sorry, but the way this place is, I'm not sure what is normal for anyone.

(After all, she could be a talking car that was turned purple, or a person who was turned into a purple cat, or a talking purple cat who was just going through menopause...)

[watchful_knight]

Minsk?!

[Have a pink pony looking at you questioningly.]

[rzeczpospolitia]

...Lit'ania? [.............................................]

...Are you...a pink horse? ...I suppose I got lucky then.

[watchful_knight]

...

[He knows one person that will most likely be happy about this, but he himself certainly isn't. This place is distressing enough the way it is. Being like this is no improvement at all.

...Minsk looks beautiful no matter what she looks like, though.]

Yes.

[rzeczpospolitia]

[So the dark purple leopard sighs and lays down to cover her face with her paws.] ... I want to return to normal. ...This is too strange, even for this place...

[gentlecranes]

...Are you alright?