( Here's the deal, )

( Funniest shit EVER )

( God, it's hard to say... )

Don't fall...

( I'm way more 1337 than you. )

It's storytime!!!

( You wanna hear a Speckle story, don't you? )

That's right, and guess what?! Since I'm at my grandparents' house, I GET TO GO TO CHURCH!!!

Don't get me wrong, I'm not the anti-Christ or anything, but church is so...dry...

>.Anyway, it's been sooooooooooooooooooo long since I've been to church...I can already feel my skin melting off ( Read more... )

So last night was a bit odd ( Read more... )

Yer damn skippy. I got broken up with, but my grandmother's turkey makes it all better. You guys have never tasted turkey like that. It kicks gobblin' turkey ASS! It's what one might call...succulent. MmMmMm. It's erotic. Haha. I keed. BUT IT IS DAMN GOOD, FOOLS ( Read more... )

god...sod capital letters...time's a-wastin'...so i know this song-'the pros and con of breathing' by fall out boy-is about a boy who's sore about a violent breakup, but most of what's written is what i want to sing to my mom. urg. like a big, 'if i didn't love you, i'd tell you to fall off a cliff ( Read more... )

My Chad.

:reads scary stories: