...is going to be the 14th of this month. I bought my ticket today for Cali.

Patton Oswalt show=AMAZING

I need something to do tomorrow.

8:17 AM - Arrive at work late.  Think about the fact that no one notices or cares that you’re never on time. Look over the walls of your cube and ask if anyone wants to go to the gas station down the road to get something to drink. Another lazy employee joins you.

8:35 AM- Return to your desk with energy drink and snickers.  See if anyone left you ( Read more... )

I'm single again.

I have a terrible infection in my throat.

Time to wake up.

Snakes on a plane.

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