Such Great Gesundheits

[s4mur41m0053]

It has been a facet of my character for as long as I can recall that I greatly dislike sneezing. As a young lad, my mother would always ask if I was getting sick when I sneezed, my father would say some outlandish childish sort of phrase (which probably rhymed, or at least slant rhymed) like 'One sneezy deezy,' and so forth until I had ceased.

Comments

[caboose_tmac]

The air dryers in public restrooms never get anyone's hands sufficiently dry in one cycle.

Also, welcome to the grey area.

[_mr__anonymous_]

When someone sneezes in front of me, I don't want to say "God bless you" in case they're not religious, or if they are I don't want to give them the idea that I am, so I yell "FUCK YOU" and punch them in the face until they stop sneezing. No one gets sick on my watch. No one.