I am nothing when I am not perpetuating rumours.

[s_frost]

I have a unsettled feeling in my stomach, one of monolithic proportions. I can just see a flash of hair and white teeth through the narrow fissure of the doorway. I never use the peep hole because you can only make out a contortioned face and it is difficult to tell if the person on the other side carries a weapon. Time stands still when I slide

Comments

[dave_rowntree]

Do you have your child on a leash?

[s_frost]

Of course not! That was a headset wire, I think. You are supposed to notice the fact that they are trying to beat him to a pulp.

[dave_rowntree]

Yeah yeah, sure it was. You figured that you should hold off a bigger child until the little ones get their smacks in. I've got you figured out.

[s_frost]

Well, I can't let Rafferty have all the fun, can I? Rudy and Iris need their turns as well! Sharing is caring, you know.

[kieran_c]

hit on me instead.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[s_frost]

I thought I was old enough to be your mother.

Re: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[kieran_c]

well, yes. but i just can't allow you to hit on a backstreet boy.

[s_frost]

I'm sorry. He is overwhelmingly attractive and has promised to sing to me. What is your counter-offer?

[jena_m]

you look so hardcore in that icon.

[s_frost]

Hi, you. That was a day ago with my new Cleopatra hair. I think I'll wear it this way forever.

[s_frost]

I am having technical difficulties. Why.

this will make you feel better, or at least laugh:

[s_frost]

http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html

It's the bagel squirrell in about a million different things. I have seen the first and I am crying.

Re: this will make you feel better, or at least laugh:

[kieran_c]

OH. MY. GOD.

[cmdiaz]

YOUR KIDS. <3

[s_frost]

AREN'T THEY CUTE.