I am nothing when I am not perpetuating rumours.

[s_frost]

I have a unsettled feeling in my stomach, one of monolithic proportions. I can just see a flash of hair and white teeth through the narrow fissure of the doorway. I never use the peep hole because you can only make out a contortioned face and it is difficult to tell if the person on the other side carries a weapon. Time stands still when I slide

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[brianlittrell]

Your kind are adorable even if they are attaching their father.

You should hit on him, well you know as long as you don't mind if he does it back.

[s_frost]

I think the fact that they are attacking him is what makes them so cute. I taught them that trick. I said to them, 'now, if you all go after him together, he'll go down hard.'

In that case, I'll have to hit on him double time. As far as him hitting on me, well, I was going to suggest it.

[brianlittrell]

I think it's a very endearing quality in them. You did? You must be so proud of them. Hahaha, I should be careful maybe Leigh will teach Baylee the same trick.

You are going to make his month if you do. Well considering you were going to suggest, I'll make sure he knows to hop to it.

You and Miller were talking about me. Hahaha and that was a lot of crazy stuff too.

[s_frost]

They really are sweet kids. Britney made this joke that Rudy is trying to get him in the crotch because he wants to be the baby forever. I hope she doesn't do it. You're too nice to be beaten up.

I think you have already made my year, so if I work a little harder, maybe I can make yours, too. That's very, very good. Remember, he doesn't have to try very hard. I think he could look at me and I would turn into a puddle again.

Haha, yes. I was trying to explain to him why the Backstreet Boys are the greatest of all time. I hope that I'm allowed to sing back-up on the album that you and Miller are doing.

[hanasoukupova]

HAHAHA. I think you should hit on said Backstreet Boy and tell me about it if and when it progresses.

[s_frost]

Haha, he seems to be ready and willing, and he likes to call me Mrs. Sadie Littrell. I am sincerely hoping that he's serious about all of this, because I have already hired movers to come in and pack up my things. He is going to get a shocker when I show up in his driveway with a moving truck and probably Jackson, because we all know I will never get rid of him.

[jonnyleemiller]

Wow I haven't heard that version of the killing moon and I really love Pavement. You should send it to me whenever I can be arsed to sign on. I hope I was the Prying Neighbour because hehe.

[s_frost]

I should have linked it in this post, because I am absolutely in love with it. Since I never sign on, I'm going to do a yousendit for you. I love it, I love it, I love it. Ahahaha, of course you were the Prying Neighbour. I can just imagine you coming around for biscuits and a good gossip.

[jonnyleemiller]

Fabulous, I will download appropriately. Echo & The Bunnymen are like way up there on my list of listable bands and Steven Malkmus well I'd like to have his children. You know me too well. You'd see me in the window with a fake bush on my head and drag me in by my ear to get the hot goss over biscuits.

[s_frost]

Echo & The Bunnymen used to be my favourite band of all time, but they have since been replaced by the wonder that is the Backstreet Boys. Ahahaha, too bad you lack the uterus to do that. I will be your surrogate mum and we can all get married and live in the Bahamas with Lovechild Miller-Malkmus-Frost. You would wear something the colour of the house and stand very still against it, hoping you were camouflauged. You know better, Jonny Lee. I tell you all of my secrets anyway. You don't have to be nosy about it.

[kate__winslet]

Neighbours like that are 50% of why I moved out to the country. The other 50 is paparazzi. Come buy yourself a country house, Sadie, let's be neighbours.

[s_frost]

You know, I always said that I would never leave Primrose Hill because it's The Place to be, you know? But after so many years of constantly being photographed on my front porch and arsed for information by people who have absolutely no idea how to mind their own business, I have been thinking long and hard on the idea. I don't know that I could ever sell this house, if only because it carries so much meaning to me, but I think that I would enjoy having a place out in the country. Know any good realtors?

[kate__winslet]

I always felt that way too, like, I'll never leave London because I love the city and etc, etc, but then you have kids and you realise there are more important things than being three minutes from the Tesco's. I got so tired of not being able to go out on my front porch, and my kids don't deserve that either. You know, I didn't have anything to do with buying this house other than putting up half the money, haha, Sam did all of that, but I could ask him if you'd like. It's a nice escape.

[s_frost]

Right. Well, there's a lot more to life than having a trendy address, you know. I just remember so many incidents, mostly involving the press. You can't do a sodding thing without someone taking a picture of it, you know? I think that since Jude has finally and completely moved on, got his own place a few weeks ago, I have really been thinking hard on considering the idea. This will be the first time I've really done any of this on my own. I've always had him there to take care of things, you know?

[jlaw]

Haha, our rugrats. I knew you were the one who taught them to aim for my crotch. But see, they also had their own selfish reasons, and that's the only reason why they listened to you I'm sure. They don't want me having any more kids. Watch out, you're next on their genital hit list.

[s_frost]

I thought you really were ignoring me. I guess not. They would never hit me. They love me and you're too nice to teach them tricks like that.

[jlaw]

No, I wasn't ignoring you. And you're right. I'm always too nice. I've also seen you daily for the past while I believe, since I've been picking up the kids for school and then walking them home. There are photos of me crouching creepily by closing the gates of your home, for some reason.

[s_frost]

I know that, but that's not what I meant. I was referring to the other thing. Sienna reckons we're shagging.