This is my new favorite blog.

I am falling asleep sitting at my desk at work. I have already consumed way too much caffeine today.

Time for jumping jacks!

Hi. I'm alive.

I had a baby! His name is Abe. He's four months old.


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Pet peeve:

When people tag photos as "_____ and I." It's "me," people. ME.

I am not dead. I have not fallen off the face of the earth. I haven't even fallen off the face of the internet. I do, however, seem to have fallen off the face of LJ ( Read more... )

1. That's it, I'm NEVER having children.

2. Why hello, Liev Schrieber's arms.

3. Mia Farrow is still beautiful.

4. Really, NOT a good movie to bring a kid to. SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE.

1. I am taking a summer class, and for some reason, it is populated with lots of people I went to school with. Before class starts, I decide I need to go buy some pop, so I go to Little Dukes (which is actually nowhere NEAR campus.) Working there are an old couple who apparently own the place, and James Lafferty, who is stocking beverages. "Hey ( Read more... )

-- Watching In Excelsis Deo right before going in to do training at a new job. "Hi! I'm here to learn! Please disregard my smeary mascara!"

I need a good Toby icon.

Okay so. I just got home from my sister's house. Because it's dark, our porch light was on. Because the porch light was on, there were about, oh, A BILLION june bugs on the screen door. I may never go outside again. ...at least at night ( Read more... )