unfortunately the other head is also mine. i wish there was another motivational video at work today. there is always a strange sense of fear that wells up in me when we get ushered into the brainwashing room, but it is a fabulous waste of an afternoon. it's like being hypnotized and made to say things, when you have nothing better to say anyway. i ( Read more... )

...and I've come crawling back. There are still brick walls surrounding me, but now they're made of softer things; fear, loneliness, boredom, and city transit. So, let's see...

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You sound like a burning cigar, when you turn your head to look at me. I could gasp, but you'd never hear me. I'll keep my mouth shut, but tell you with paper signs and morse code bumps that it was never really meant to be. You pick me flowers and I can do nothing but weep for the hollow earth that once held them. I'm a sobbing mass of transparent ( Read more... )

so do you actually think that today is worth living? are you going to remember it? you know that it doesn't matter, that today is just going to blend into a fuzzy memory. nothing life altering is going to happen. you're going to check your livejournal, post some bullshit about yrself, wack off, burn cigarettes or whatever else you do to kill yrslef ( Read more... )

i've been trying to stay seated in my chair so hard that my ass hurts. this morning i saw 4 brown bunnies. 2 of them were grazing on the perfectly trimmed lawn at the US embassy. I wonder if they put the bunnies inside of the metal fence to make people think that they are kind hearted. Maybe they just enjoy a nice fresh lunch. either way, bunnies ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

stale bread
cheese foam
cello-fringed picks
lemonade
dented cans of expired tuna
multiple kiwi
bleach
sauerkraut
drywall
impulse items
disposable napkins
instant potatoes
toilet paper
scissors
lactose
margaritas

PS: Nacho cheese.

If they had the chance to meet, would Lolita and Harold hit it off?