welcome to my pigeon farm

[sabacultcha]

So the pigeons are nesting under my bike. 1 scrambled egg, 1 cracked egg (ready for scrambling), 1 cold egg, and 2 warm hatchables. It makes me itchy just looking at them, but I'm too much of a granola head to kick them out. Grawr. I need to grow some balls.

Comments

[loor]

I'll do it. Kick 'em right off the balcony I will!

[sabacultcha]

noooooooo...

[nilemonitor]

I agree with loor on this one. Kick 'em! Pigeons are evil! I saw it on House! They're droppings can kill you. Kick 'em, K I C K 'E M ! ! !

[sabacultcha]

But they're having bebes. I can't kick them out/off yet... and they are turbo friendly, even if they are deadly.

[freelotus]

Aww, the poor things...so dirty.
They look like little rory calhoons, all standing..in the shells..
im crazy...

[sabacultcha]

Oh man, yes they do... little Rory Calhooooooons.

[l_j_borg_1_23]

hmmmm.... that kinda sounds likw a mc happy meal form mcdonalds...
i'll have two mchatchables..and and a mccracked with 1 mcscrambled..yup..we now know their secret..eeewww!