Aside from the burning sensation, not to mention potential death and disfigurement, I can't think of a single scenario in which the piney fresh scent of lysol emitting from yon netherparts wouldn't cause the SO to run screaming. At least it would break that web of indifference.
How does that work? "Hmmm... I'd like to do her, but her coochie is full of germs. Maybe if she squirted some disinfectant with a woodsy smell up there, I could get more interested in her. It would remind me of the smell of the institution for wayward boys where I grew up, and all the fun times I had playing soggy biscuits in the boys lavatory."
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"Hmmm... I'd like to do her, but her coochie is full of germs. Maybe if she squirted some disinfectant with a woodsy smell up there, I could get more interested in her. It would remind me of the smell of the institution for wayward boys where I grew up, and all the fun times I had playing soggy biscuits in the boys lavatory."
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