I HAVE CELLULITE!

OMG, I FOUND IT YESTERDAY, AND NOW, IT'S ALL I CAN SEE!!

DEAR GOD, MAKE THE BURNING IN MY EYES STOP!

Yeah, I don't usually post about politics in my post like many of you do in your blogs, but I'm all like "What the hell, I voted, so I should put something up here ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yo mama's ass!

1. India tested its first nuclear yo mama's ass in 1974.
2. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted yo mama's ass.
3. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting yo mama's ass!
4. Astronauts get taller when they are in yo mama's ass.
5. Every day in the UK, four people die putting yo mama's ass on.

I should just give up already.

( Some quizzes cuz I think they're neat )

This will be short ( Read more... )

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Alright, so it's near the end of the year, and that means a time of reflection, and pointless summing up of the year. I don't know why most of us do this. Is it because we like to remind ourselves how horrid life is? I'm convinced. Nontheless, I share with you all my year, because, it wasn't all that bad.

January - Well...I'm actually pretty hazy ( Read more... )

Alas, I'm home alone (somewhat...I choose not to make my sister's presence count), and I'm somewhat bored ( Read more... )

*tap tap tap tap tap*

Freedom.