i can't bring myself to write another livejournal entry. yes, this is technically an entry, but it lacks linguistic sustenance, among other things, to be considered a "real" entry ( Read more... )

today while sitting at work, i decided that i am a very bad employee ( Read more... )

As a certified sexologist, psychiatrist and swimming instructor, I have decided to publish some questions that are frequently asked ( Read more... )

the neverending game.
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bob-111111

"fizzle on my nizzle."
"the cards told me."

*break time*

*handshake"

part 1 is over.

ants deserve more respect. an ant society functions so much better than human society it is amazing. there is no dictator, no president, no politicians telling them what they can and can not do. the ants function together as a whole and each one depends on one another for survival. we could learn a lot from the ants ( Read more... )

i was brushing my teeth this morning, like i always do, and all the sudden my toothbrush starts talking to me. this has happened to me before, so i wasn't startled, just a little annoyed because the toothbrush always makes me feel really bad about myself ( Read more... )