Meme of Imagination

[sachideathblade]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about

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[cherubrock01]

I remember when we put on ski masks, hijacked an A&MRTS bus and made the driver take us to Fort Bragg. Then we bought fish and chips for everyone to make up for the inconvenience that we caused.

[angetombe]

Remember when we got bored that one day so we decided to join a secret society of ninjas, and they brain-washed you to kill the vice-president and I had to bring you back to the light by talking nonsense about yellow crayons? After that when we got bored we just rented a movie :-)

[orpheusinhades]

You remember when we met? Back when you were working at the circus taking tickets for the tilt-a-whirl, and you caught me sneaking in after dark. I was trying to steal the monkey from the merry-go-round. I mean, think of it! Why would anyone ride a monkey! You admitted that it was a pretty funny choice, but you wouldn't let me steal it. But you didn't want to turn me in, so we went and smoked pot by the river instead.

But damn, I wish you let me take that monkey. Who would put a fucking monkey on a merry-go-round?!?

[katiekins]

Remember that time we were on our way to Ashland -- craving mango smoothies and Moose Munch, I guess -- and then we had to take a detour right around Mt. Shasta? And then we were like, well, what the hell, and got out and went sledding? I hit you pretty good with a snowball, too! Then we were like, screw Ashland, let's go see the WOOORRRRLDD! So we got back in the car and drove and drove but once we got to Seattle we got distracted by all the Starbuckses (and Jambas, too -- I know you miss those) and then we got all tired so we sold the car, bought plane tickets back to the HC, and came home.

That was fun.

Other "memories" may be emailed to you later. ;D

[ladyringo]

do you remember that one time when we got Jenny drunk, strippped her naked and dipped her in honey and fed her to the hippies on the plaza? while we watched, drinking chocolate martinis?