Comments | sachideathblade: That would be ubercool.

sachideathblade

That would be ubercool.

Dec 13, 2006 22:18

I want to live in a fantasy adventure!

EDIT FOR A MEME: What would my character be in an fantasy adventure story? Who would you be? What's the story? Go into as much detail as you want and then I will reply with my take on you.

It's brilllllllliant.

reality

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orpheusinhades December 14 2006, 10:51:58 UTC

You are the appealing young protege of the grizzled hero, to whom he teaches how to fight/cast spells/use mojo and eventually ends up taking up the hero's slack in the epic final battle because the hero isn't able to do the job any more because of some horrible brutal sacrifice.

sachideathblade December 14 2006, 20:20:59 UTC

You are the wisened oracle that the people pay good money to see, but there is an evil Queen in the land that kidnaps you. Everyone becomes sad, but no one is willing to try to save you. Alas. You must plan your own escape from the Castle of D00M. Using your quick wit and improvised fighting skills that rely heavily on furniture being present, you make your way out of the castle only to be confronted by the Queen. You are instantly ensared by her beauty and vow to service her eternally. At least that's what she thinks! After getting some nookie you sneak out of the castle and sale into the Western lands. You arrive at an island where people worship you as a God.

angetombe December 14 2006, 16:58:10 UTC

You will be the hard-done to orphan who grew up on the streets with no idea that he is really AN ALL POWERFUL WIZARD. And I shall be your once-human, but cursed to be a squirrel, sidekick, Mork. Together we shall battle the Gnome Regime of evil and eventually, when you can control your power, you will transform me back to my true shape! Only I'll still be a little squirrely. We should probably have a trusty steed too. Hmm, you save a horse from being slaughtered. I shall call him Bindy. And he can fly. I guess he's a pegasus. He has to fly. The gnomes' stronghold is in the sky. It's genius.

sachideathblade December 14 2006, 20:10:53 UTC

Sounds good! Okayy. You are Zambina of the Zebra-folk. You have a trusty zebra to ride named Nastophles. Together you go on many hunts and you kill things with your Elven crossbow that cannot miss. One day in the forest of Ninninono you discover an ancient cave and go inside, there you find ME! I'm frozen solid like a stone statue, the work of evil trolls no doubt. You drag me outside but accidently knock me into the cave wall and I lose an arm. Then the troll comes. He's too close to use the crossbow, so you grab my arm, and after a fierce bludgeoning, the troll is vanquished. It's death unstones me and I instantly pass out upon sight of you holding my arm. You take me to your village healer/wizard named Caytlinda and she manages to reanimate my arm with magick, but it remains detachable. Since you saved my life I am in debted to you and so we ride off to find your missing father, Mr. Zebedi. With your Elven crossbow and my magickal detachable arm, we are a formidable force. We find your father at the top of Mount ( ... )

angetombe December 14 2006, 20:43:16 UTC

... And shoots me through the back. At which point I fall to the ground with a scream of "You're not my father!!" Upon seeing his estranged daughter hit the ground my father's face changes and he shouts "What have I done?? Damn this evil daemon that inhabits my body!!" And with his last remaining ounce of independent will he throughs himself into the fires of Mt. Misfire. You reawaken to find me bleeding to death so you grab your arm and me and we ride Nastophles to our village where our trusty healer nurses us back to health.
However, little beknownst to us, the daemon that was inhabiting my father did not perish with him amongst the fires of Mt. Mistfire. At the last moment he exited his body and worked his way into yours, because you were unconscious and thus easy prey. You start to act strangely but no one knows why, until one day when you ...
To be continued.

sachideathblade December 14 2006, 22:47:40 UTC

...burn the down the village! Luckily, most people managed to flee and Caytlinda brought you to safely. Once fully healed, you swear once and for all to slay the daemon that killed your father, even if it means killing me! Caytlinda says to you, "Wow, Zambina, that's harsh. Goodluck!" and sends you on your way. You follow my trail of devestation through the countryside and finally reach the City of Hazdar Bane where the trail runs cold. You ask everyone you see if they've come across a bloke with a detachable arm but everyone shrugs and shuffles away from you. They've never seen a zebra before. Without any leads, you wander into a specialty shop and the shopkeeper, an old Elf introduces himself as Salogel. He offers to buy your crossbow from you but it is one of your many cherished posessions so you are unwilling to part with it. You ask Salogel if he has seen or heard of me and tell him your story. He replies, "I know this daemon of which you speak. Only with his true name can you bind him to your will and save your ( ... )

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