You'd think after 22 years I'd be used to the spin

A malfunctioning robot
A clitic
Quagmire (from Eureka's Castle)
A big dumb homo
Bent liner notes

So, today (and yesterday, technically) I finally got my hands on the Austrian CD-single of Nas' "The World Is Yours." Upon inspecting the liners, I noticed that the Q-Tip remix was credited to an O'Tim. At first I thought, "What the fuck? Is this some alias I've never heard of?" So, I put it to Google, and as I discovered it definitely wasn't my ( Read more... )

So, I meant to write some kind of birthday entry yesterday (hence the Nas quote), but then I remembered the beauty of Wienerschnitzel. Anyway, I turned 20 yesterday, so I guess I am no longer a teenager or whatever, which sucks. There goes my, "Well, we're both teenagers, officer" excuse ( Read more... )

I woke up early on my born day; I'm twenty years, a blessin'Have any of you motherfuckers ever been to a Wienerschnitzel? That place takes shit to a whole new level. I've always wanted to go to one, but whenever the opportunity came up I inevitably decided against it. However, earlier this week, Branden and I happened upon one in Richmond, and I ( Read more... )

Well, I am home for some reason. My last day of classes was Tuesday, and my first final isn't until Monday, so I figured I might as well come home for a few days. The logic for this decision was that if I was stuck in Berkeley with no classes to go to and nothing else to do I would just be extremely bored and lonely. As it turns out, being at home ( Read more... )

Wow you've missed out on so much. I wonder what could've been so good that you were willing to give up your family for it. I'd honestly like to know ( Read more... )

One thing I've never understood is the cereal industry's conception of what constitutes a "complete breakfast." Countless cereal commercials end with the assurance that the advertised cereal is "part of a complete breakfast." Meanwhile the viewer is shown a shot of said complete breakfast; this pretty much boils down to a bowl of cereal and a side ( Read more... )

I always want to write in this thing, or at the very least I feel like I should, yet when it comes down to it I always let my insecurity get the best of me. I would like to at least write regularly in some form, and I might as well do it here. If nothing else, maybe if I start writing more regularly I can avoid a spot on Kristen's next proscription ( Read more... )

I just found out the one class I have today has been cancelled! I just had to rub it in someone's face.

Also, the Slow Suicide Stimulus album comes out today. Consider me stoked.