Man, the guard and the watch really suck. You had a problem with a few shinobi, and some people even died?

You fucking suck.

Okay so chat wanted MOAR Btucherfic, and I got the okay to try it. This is kind of. How I imagine Apostle's daily life to go probably in the next month or so.

Title: The New Guy
Rating: Probably R for language.

( He gets the job done, one way or the other, and if each animal is a sacrifice to Jashin, that's all the more better. )

I'm fucking bored as hell.

Zombie. When the fuck is the shop re-opening? Are you done having your little goddamn honeymoon with Eyepatch? Stop skullfucking the motherfucker and open the shop back up. I'm goddamn bored as fuck.

Caution, I'm going with you to the scrap yard today. Don't fucking complain about it, either.

I've been thinking about it and this law bullshit is fucking retarded. People were fucking voting on this shit? Pussy-ass football bullshit.

Fuck that. You don't tell me what to fucking do, you fucking pussies.

[Have the Jashinist symbol doodled in various places all over the page- some tiny, some big. Someone is bored.]

This fucking sword isn't right.

I need a new weapon. No more bullshit like daggers and shit. Something bigger.

I'm fucking bored as hell.

( This was no normal pain. )

Every this it is have sexual intercourse. I where this hippie at random is tired am sickness and fucking. At least very weather's ( Read more... )

Fuck this shit. It's fucking cold as hell up in that goddamned tree, but this place is fucking faggy as shit. Everything's so goddamned tiny and there are fucking midgets everywhere.

Fuck this shit. Jashin, bless me.

((OOC: Apostle now has a katana! ...and if you're coming down to the Oz!Wilderness and wind up in Munchkinland, you will see a ( Read more... )

There's a goddamn talking eel here.

((Apostle's animal guide is his partner Kakuzu in the form of a hagfish! Why? Because they have five hearts! AHAHAHAHAHA I kill myself.))

[Backdated to Sunday]

This is fucking bullshit. You want me to believe this pussy hippie bullshit where we all live in a tree and get along and I find a job?

Fuck that.  You all can fucking suck it.

And this shit won't come out of my fucking hair.

[The next is added as an afterthought, and drawn very carefully.]


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