THE PEOPLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD HAVE SO MUCH STILL TO FIGURE OUT ( Read more... )

My ex-roommate had a dream that some man I was dating (from the sounds of it he was quite handsome) made me a vampire! He saw the two spots on my neck. I guess the dream was pretty scary, but the funniest part is that he suggested "trying your gaelic" to break the spell! I guess I thought this was a great plan, but couldn't remember it right ( Read more... )

I was biking to my friend's show today. I saw this viscous little dog running around barking at people, acting out of control, and I thought, "uh oh...this dog is going to bite someone". So what did I do? Slowed down and presented my foot. So, it bit me. The ineffetual person calling after it said, "oh did she get you? I'm so sorry!" And I snarled ( Read more... )

How great is it to come home from an evening which was so boring you were forced (yes, forced) to smoke a cigarette just to have something to do, so you feel a little nauseated, to see a perfectly ripe red pepper gleaming in your headlights, on a plant you didn't even know was in your yard. Ah.....so sweet.

I want to buy a good watch that is not hideous. This seems impossible. Any suggestions?

What kind of a person lets the air out of strangers tires, and for what reason?

Compare and contrast ( Read more... )

I have been "nudged" in the past, but a nudge from Haddayr is intimidating and painful. Plus, I am always obedient to my elders. And 11 weeks does seem a tad long since last post, especially since you all entertain me every day ( Read more... )

My lovely new roommate didn't want to waste his minutes on a conference call this morning, so he banged on my door and called my name until I got out of bed, so he could use my land-line phone. Bastard. And I have all sorts of high-pressure gigs coming up, and lack of sleep just adds to the stress.
Yes, I'm looking for a new place.

I have a sister named Djuna who is also on lj, but never posts.
I love her more than anything, too, just like haddayr. Probably more, actually, because she is much nicer and has better treats in her house.