Standing in line at a coffee shop ( Read more... )

1) There was only one friend of mine I was nervous to tell that I date women now, because she's 94 yrs old. Her response? "I can understand that," and continued pleasant chit chat ( Read more... )

Okedoke ( Read more... )

Or, No wonder I never feel my boyfriends/girlfriends love me enough ( Read more... )

I am so mad at my washing machine right now. I am trying to practice and she keeps churning, churning, churning, at the top of her fucking lungs.

I am going to be with haddayr et al for Christmas!!
She's paying for half my ticket!!

Who is insane? THat's right! I am insane.

WHY IS HADDAYR SO GOD DAMN FUNNY?