Where is my snoop diddy dog? I've got a bone waiting for him. Ruff.

I can't believe that R Kelly and Christina Aguilera are dating. You would have thought after he found out that making of the band 2 was a major flop in MTV tv show history he would have found someone more higher up in the celebrity status to date.

I would like to say congrats on the engagement of Justin and Christina.

I'll send your wedding gifts in the mail.

Screw Bill, snoopy hot dogg is mine.

Justin Is bringing Kate Hudson to Memphis with him on Friday,she is so mature and absolutely charming. I heard from my daughter that he is really the father of the baby she is expecting and not that long haired rocker man.

Now I'm off to go knit some booties.

Justin and Julia Roberts have been speaking on the phone frequently. I'm so happy that he's found an older and more mature woman to meet all of his needs.

Bill just brought home the latest issue of THE STAR. I must be going now. God Bless.