The next few times you have to use the word "flashlight" replace it with "fleshlight" without acknowledging it and see if the person you say it to notices.

I shouldn't be on my computer right now because it's totally going to crash before I get a chance to reformat it and hopefully fix it, but I have to say I was wrong.
Meeting new people is wonderful.
Because they're wonderful.
Wonderful.

I feel so trapped in this life right now ( Read more... )

Every time I remember something super funny from tv or a movie and try to look it up I can't find it. Youtube has everything my ass!

I want to watch "Sprockets".

If you don't know what that is look it up. Then go watch more old school SNL, because you obviously haven't watched enough.

The Early November - Everything's too cold... but you're so hot
"Time, it makes it fine
That’s how we make this life
Makes it fine
It’s makes it right"

Wrong.
Time doesn't make anything fine. Time only distorts things.

Now I'm scared to look out the window.

I am under way too much stress right now ( Read more... )

Blogs are lame.
Typing is lame.
You're lame.

A real country restaurant. Not that Paula Deen bullshit.
Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Something Dirty Deen doesn't do.

I don't make boring food. Even when I make something typically simple I add something to make it different. Plus one time my uncle said my fried chicken was better than my grandma's so I think I can handle it.

I've decided every time I get hungry between meals I'm going to drink a yogurt smoothie ( Read more... )