I'm about 90% sure I have an umbilical hernia from carrying Leila around. Umbilical hernias don't resolve themselves in adults like they do in children which means if I do have one I'm gonna have to get surgery. And I'm scared to death of surgery. Plus I don't have the money. This is fantastic.
Lately I've been laughing so hard I cry. And I don't mean my eyes water a little. I mean bawling. Like crying aloud. Shaking lip, puffy eyes crying. It makes no sense.
But hey, if I'm gonna cry at least it's all in fun.