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[sadotter]

A letter I just sent to Amazon customer service. It also goes a long way toward explaining what the hell I'd been doing all winter.

Comments

[fisticuffs]

want that letter expedited?

[sadotter]

why, sure! thank you, ms. fisticuffs!

i know a guy who knows a guy

[fisticuffs]

i forwarded it to a man who has nothing to do with customer service! you're well on your way!

i like that guy

[sadotter]

I knew there was a reason I was baring my (depraved) soul to the world here!

[kellianne]

hilarious!! i would totally freak out if that happened in the middle of an episode! good luck!

[sadotter]

Oh man, we were inconsolable. I have a good feeling this will work out well in the end, though...

[popstar1964]

how could they say no?!

[sadotter]

exactly! how could they? they can't!

[mittenstone]

You should write one to Cosmopolitan demanding a refund for "mind not blown."

[trixiefirecat]

COMMENT OF THE DAY!!!!!

[sadotter]

But what would I get as a refund/exchange? A new list? No thank you, sir.

[mittenstone]

I think the concept of a refund involves your getting back what you paid. A can of beans?

[billetdoux]

You should make buster give it to bezos! ha!

[sadotter]

As if I could make Buster do anything!