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[sadsademokid]

Today I made an impulse purchase: Boris, my Russian dwarf hampster is rolling around the house in his tiny tiny plastic ball. His name is Boris, do you seriously think I can help baby-talking him? Unlike a child, I don't have to worry about him growing up with a stunted IQ, so I can speak in ridiculously high tones all I want, thank you very much

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[x_fallchild_x]

Boris? Cute. I bought Sean a Russian hampster when he was little, and when it made it's first sound Sean came running into the room "Mom! My hampster just squeeked in Russian!" Good times.
It's nice having something to baby talk to, isn't it? Maybe Buddy and Boris should get together, they could be friends, heh.
Yeah.