3 entries in one day after being away for almost 2 weeks!?!
How do you like them apples??

Today will be the second day in a row that I will get boozed up for free by my employer at 3pm. I will also be paid for it. I still have jug wine in my veins from last night. This is a bad idea.

Sometimes I feel like luck was created just for me.

Last night I dreampt that our apartment was caught in the crossfire of a shootout. Our place was completely busted up. It was so real that when I woke up I was in denial for a few seconds that nothing was damaged ( Read more... )

I had to seduce the pizza delivery boy last night into a back ally under the pretenses of sexual favors since I didn't have any money. Right as he was starting to drop trou I foot swept him and he cracked his head against the building next to the wire fence. Keith Richards tried to stop it but that's when it turned really ugly ( Read more... )

My double life was never more apparent than now. You want juxtapositions my friends? I'll give you juxtapositions ( Read more... )

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight ( Read more... )

Well sometime you read too much and then that's when it gets tricky, right Watson? You read all the politics, you make all the jokes and sometimes you just get swamped with living it up. So when you see light at the tunnel's end you have to realize it's a trick. It's more about groping along until you feel something interesting. And you hold it ( Read more... )

I was thinking about Requiem for A Dream the other day and then it was on Bravo last night. Isn't that just like life ( Read more... )

Have you tried a cock ring.

My mind is always hungry. No. make that ravenous. make that predatory.
I've been thoroughly entertained these past few days with really good company. Tatum set up a bar in Conor's house, Chris had a music piracy party and before that I finally got to see Twin Peaks. A smashing day yesterday with too much to say about it. I have much love for ( Read more... )

Hey internet. Sorry I've been incommunicado, but you know I left because I love you so much, right baby? Check it, I'm already on top of things thanks to real-life friends who are on the interweb. You love Steve Burns, right? Me too ( Read more... )