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x002| PRESENTS [Oh god backdated to Christmas]

Dec 31, 2009 04:59

[Every student ever got various candy canes. Some are peppermint! Some are jolly rancher! Some are chocolate! Some are soap! These very mysterious candy canes can be found in very mysterious places, more likely their coat pockets. Or their sock drawers.]

( AS FOR THE OTHER GIFTS… Jeff, Tony, Hawke, Lash, Kumatora, Lucas, Meta Knight, Zelda, Vashta, Falcon, Ionia, Melissa, Kyle, Goroh, Otacon, Samus )

[event - christmas list]

Comments 9

things_go_boom December 31 2009, 10:54:44 UTC

[Beatrice got a lot of visits during the next few days. Lash has no idea how this is even scientific possible, but since Apple kid can have a hamburger gun, she's not going to question a gift from someone who can teleport at the sign of a bad word.

And then Lash gained 100 pounds, the end.]

things_go_boom December 31 2009, 11:30:24 UTC

[Also why does one of the candy canes taste like soap oh god ewwww.]

badassshadows December 31 2009, 23:19:00 UTC

[She is the most mysterious of ladies thank you. But she's gonna get fat if she keeps getting chocolates like this]

swordonfire January 1 2010, 02:16:08 UTC

[oh goodness now his secret stash will never run out. This is the most beautiful gift.]

officer_hyde January 1 2010, 02:41:01 UTC

[Those aren't his moobs they belong to his morbidly obese brother look it's a touchy subject ok >:'(

WHY ARE THERE CANDY CANES IN HIS SOCK DRAWER HIS SECRET HIDING SPOT FOR NUDIE MAGAZINES. SOMEONE FOUND THEM. OH NO
JEFF WAS IT YOU

It wasn't, but Jeff is getting blamed anyway. oh that is a nice magnifying glass what is meowing in his bed]

pedaltothemetal January 1 2010, 20:42:39 UTC

[Maxwell this is all so very thoughtful.]