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[sagebot]

my mom is engaged! so weird. but kinda cool. so next year i will become the 2nd cousin of the hereditary cheif of the skokomish indian tribe. schweeeeeeeet.

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[iamahome]

Congratulations to her! Hook me up with a salmon... for a pet.

Sorry about last night. I'll see you tomorrow at Bingo!!

[sagebot]

tomorrow is our lucky nite. ill bring our lucky salmon just to make sure.

[alithea]

haha! this is very good news, but also amusing. i figured your mom had sworn off marriage. i hope she wears white!

[sagebot]

its going to be an indian/jewish wedding. that should be fun! yah, i think her wearing black to her last wedding mite have jinxed it a little.

[xgeekrockx]

[sagebot]

she told me the other day to say hi to you. its better this way though, now she wont be able to "break" you.

[xgeekrockx]

aw, but i was looking forward to that part :)

[crystaljoelle]

Does this mean you get free stuff?

[sagebot]

nope, the skokomish dont do spousal benefits. he is registered with the skok tribe because he is a fisherman and they have the best fishing treaties goin on. he has enough blood to be registered with squaxin but they dont have the good fishing rights, so it would be as beneficial. if he were like muckelshoot we would get a shitload of money. so yah, the only free thing i get is lots of lox to put on my bagels.