i feel jilted.

always a valentines day date/booty hooking upper, never a valentine.

all i need is a girl with hair at or past her shoulders who wants to get her haircut on wednesday at 11! come on ladies!

How my heart is now wondering no misery can tell
He's left me no warning, no words of farewell

why the fuck you nudging me bitch!!! YOU WANNA GO ( Read more... )

its kinda sad that my first real vacation in like 6 years had to be in florida. but i guess it made me like washington better.

lets everyone thank alithea for a glimpse into the amazing existance that is sage!

TODAY I WENT TO SEATTLE AND HUNG OUT WITH MY BFFL ALITHEA.

i lost my pho virginity to alithea and joshua at than brothers on broadway
then i made peppermint bark with alithea.
i got free tupperware out of the deal.

im going to flor-i-duh on friday to try and make out with mickey mouse.

also, i eat weiners.

we saw the funniest church sign the other day. in just a random part of tacoma the sign said: "Forget Pedro, Vote for Jesus". ahh, funny on so many levels.

never ever fall asleep watching the movie wizards. it will give you the most crazy technicolor/strobe/war dreams ever.