"Damn I feel bad for whoever I'm drivin home tonight!"
-Landom, upon his 4th shot of tequila

"I have the right to listen to the Safety Dance as loud as I want to in my own home!"
-A very angry Emily

Gahhhh I love New Jersey. Sure it brings ya down, but I never want to leave. I was supposed to leave yesterday morning. I'm not even packed yet. wtf

PRANK FUCKIN MASTAAAA

ahhh this weekend was fucking great. I didn't pee in my pants, which was nice, but I did get my 1930's Cuban Gangster on at said themed party. Many thanks to Kelly for letting me jump on that boat. I've grown a fondness for Queens I think. Kelly, Celia and I clearly kicked every other girls ass with our costumes. Corey had a good time too even ( Read more... )

I totally peed in my pants last night

Adventures in New York City Big Cor and the Nat Experience ( Read more... )

Corey: "Remember when we did push-ups on the roof ( Read more... )

"I've had sex with him a thousand times, and every time I thought 'Man, this kid is GAY ( Read more... )

"Its just like a little candy egg. With caramel inside. Only instead of caramel its anti-fungal medication."
-Kelly E. Welch

Why is everyone and their mom, specifically the Seton Hall community and its mom, obsessed with that lame fucking "I mean I really think you like me" song. It sucks. Seriously. Take that quote out of your away messages. Away messages were invented to entertain/distract me when I'm writing papers all night. Not for reminding me of a stupid song. ( Read more... )

Today was really tiring ( Read more... )