Hi Mom and Dad, umm I won't be coming home to live with you this summer. Instead I'll be working at petco in new jersey and living in sin with Corey..but uhh..you'll still be paying my rent, right?

-djd

At the end of a serious "you've got a lot of growing up to do" speech directed towards a grown man, I promptly left to finish my chores at home so my mother wouldn't yell at me.

SO, I partied hard enough to get evicted and even went on a major bender of sorts in which the 5 days directly before exam week have been somehow erased from my life and still managed to get totally awesome grades. So fuck all y'all. My new apartment is totally great and my hot janitor has already been on by with samples of his wares. "How's my ( Read more... )

So my car is so fucking awesome and I'm doing well in school. I've loosened up on the ruca bullshit and I'm hanging out with a cute boy named Matt. HOWEVER ( Read more... )

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Quotes from the double secret probation man (DSPM ( Read more... )

After discusing the seedy, insane, ridiculous, sinful events of the night before...
Deb: "Jesus Christ, what are we doing with our lives?!"
Jason: "Whatever the fuck we want?"
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ahh so picked up corey in rhodey on wednesday and we drove back to jersey with no money, no gas, no change of clothes, no food, and no phone chargers and assumed we'd be able to easily find a 3-bedroom apartment in south orange towers. nope. spent money we didn't have on booze and far more on another evil substance that ruins the youth of today. ( Read more... )