Holy bitch please ( Read more... )

...I think I just had the biggest case of amnesia in the history of the world. That or someone drugged me and I've spent the summer in a coma ( Read more... )

Well, I can positively say that my bellybutton is now completely infection free. Not that it really concerned me, it was just something of an inconveniance.

You know, nothing seems to be able to rid me of the smell of fish. I'm worried that I'm scaring off all my potential fucks friends. I've recently visited the local gay bar. It was quite... ( Read more... )

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I think my belly button is infected.

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It keeps oozing and bleeding. It doesn't particularily hurt, it just...doesn't look healthy in any way.

I suppose I should have questioned the man piercing my bellybutton. He had an odd name somewhere along the lines of Wee Ping Wang WTF and smelled like urine. That's the last time I get drunk by ( Read more... )

At the risk of sounding slightly hypocritical, I must say that Sasori's extreme angsting is grating on my nerves. I've never been a very empathetic person, actually, the ideal word to describe me would be apathetic. Which, I suppose, would explain why the constant griping and moaning is starting to annoy me. It's like the sound of electricity, ( Read more... )

Well, the I've received my schedule and I'm positive the term will be a breeze. I'm slightly worried about my creative writing teacher, he seems...eccentric off his rocker. I also share this sentiment regarding Gai-sensei. I find his spouts of youth and passion to be tedious and annoying ( Read more... )

Today while I was cleaning my room I unsurfaced an old possession of sorts that I had forgotten existed ( Read more... )

The oddest people show up at the docks ( Read more... )

I was forced to see a counsellor today by my boss. He says that I need to look like I'm trying to get help.

I don't think I've ever met anyone more useless than the Counsellor he sent me to.

I walked in and the first thing she asked was "How do you feel right now?"

What kind of a question is that?

"I don't." I replied, because I didn't, don' ( Read more... )

I've finally decided to get a journal ( Read more... )