Okay so I was in longs the other day and this girl out of the blue approaches me and the conversation goes as followes ( Read more... )

Did you know that if you rent a yellow school bus you get to keep it for twenty four hours and the only rule is that you must stay remain seated behind the driver. I swear to you that is the only regulation that they tell you, you must enforce. Now hear me, for $100 you can charter out a yellow school bus for an entire day, which by the way carries ( Read more... )

I cannot feel my life. It lays in my hands limp and lifeless, kind of like that rotten apple I just ate. gross I think I need something to wash the taste out of my mouth. When in doubt do not eat. I never thought that I would miss words so much, but hey anything to get a break from problem solving. I got a job, so that makes me employed as opposed ( Read more... )

I am back in school. Yeah there ya go that is about it.

Well I just finished with the family vacation thing and I will have to say it was pleasant. Yeah sorry about all those people that called and havent heard from me in a while. I really didnt forget about you or dissapear forever just couldnt find my phone. Yeah I found it recently and it was hidding from me in my pants pocket. The worst part of it ( Read more... )

Ok, If anyone at all ever gets the slight urge to take those little pool toy floating rafts and padles and try to conqure the freezing ass ocean please take it from me, refrain, beat the urge down with a very large poll of some sort. That is unless you want to be plastered by both blunt and sharp objects while you try to hold on to your soul as you ( Read more... )

hmmm, I was going to say something but I forgot. Reminder to self, don't be stupid. This is key and stands somewhere between not dying and getting food. Although on a side note their is something to be said for just being completly content with your home no matter how screwed up or depressing it may seem. It must be the pain that keeps us sane, ( Read more... )

Finals are over. Wow I could just keep saying this over and over again and would never get tired of it ever. It acutally is very calming the more I repeat it to myself. Well I can finally sleep at night so now that is over with hello bed and good by useless knowlege and countless hours wasted on what some may call my future. Yeah Finals have been ( Read more... )

Fuck Fuck Fuck. What the hell is wrong with me. Why the hell cant I just deal with my shit and move on with my life. Why must I dwel on everything until I suck the life out of it. Why must I control everything and always have shit my studpid pathetic way. Why cannot I just be happy or sad. If I feel like shit why cannot I just admitt it and save my ( Read more... )

I wish people would be more understanding. Sometimes people just need to shut the fuck up and listen to the people around them. Take a moment and try to understand where they are coming from, its really not as hard as it sounds anyone can do it really. Start with a deep breath and then...well shut your pie whole while you listen to the other person ( Read more... )