And Now, A Good, Old-Fashioned WTF???

[sailormac]

It seems there is a Twilight-themed sex toy. Which actually sparkles. And can be put in the freezer to cool it down for that authentic doing-the-undead feeling.

No, I'm not making this up.

Somebody suggested they come out with a corresponding furry sex toy for those who prefer the series' werewolves to the vampires.

Comments

[aishuu]

The Twilight Dildo is going to be a big seller, you know.

[sailormac]

I'm sure it is. And that's plain terrifying.

[aishuu]

After Hello Kitty, I ceased to be surprised or scared. I bet there's some love hotels with Harry Potter/Twilight themes...

[arivess]

Wow, that's just...

Wow...

[ladyofshadow]

...

[sakon76]

*rofl* Thank you, thank you for posting this. It's the perfect note to end a work week on! ^_^

[fuzzy_carpet]

*ahem*

Knowing far more on the subject of sex toys than I really should fess up to, I will say this: "sparkly dongs" have been around for ages. Fact is, if you can dream of a color, shape, size, material, or function for your fantasies, chances are that someone has a toy out there with your name on it. What I want to know is, who was the model for this thing? *puzzles*

Yep. Another prime example of marketing genius, plain and simple. Right up there with the Hello Kitty vibrator and the Top Hat glass corncob dildo.

*looks around sheepishly*
*blushes*

And that is all I have to say about that.

*cough*

~T