since i have NOTHING relevent to ever document in this silly thing, i'm going to use it to tell the world (read: 4-5 people) about the shitty (or gold!) videogames i come across ( Read more... )

I WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE SOON ENOUGH STEEL PALADINE

MYSTERY INDIAN MAN

my cousin who goes to NCU or whatever that university in raleigh is called keeps on telling me about this cool indian guy who could possibly be sredni

SOON I WILL DIVULGE YOUR LOCATION FROM HIM AND WE WILL PARTY LIKE IT IS 1999-2005

won't that be gr9?

>:3

the other day i witnessed an event that unfolded in my life several years into the future ( Read more... )

i fucking hate updating this thing because life is so damn boring ( Read more... )

"Trying to control information in the network age is about as successful as pissing into the wind"
-Keith Henson

After starting to replay MGS2 and Earthbound I've got this craving for postmodern literature. Ugh, I have to call Borders and see if they got my copy of A Wild Sheep Chase.

ohmanohmanohman

Chacarron MacarronThis is the single greatest song (and music video) known to man. Watch it and be amazed by it's sheer brilliance. I will listen to know other. This makes Hendrix obsolete. Good day. Sentence fragment ( Read more... )

GOD DAMN HOW DO I NOT DROWN IN MY OWN SEA OF MEDIOCRITY???????????

Man, life is boring. Why can't shit blow up around me and bullets fly in slow motion while hot women strip for my pleasure? Seriously, every day is dull and gray (I'm a rapper, ch-check out that rhyme). If only my life was an ACTION MOVIE...

Or I could transfer to the Marines and duke it out in the front lines...

I choose boring and gray.

I told all of my unbelieving friends at the recruiting office that gas prices would rise 35-50cents within the next 7 days as a result to the hurricane. I even showed them fucking charts and demographics as well as pointing out that several oil refineries and pipelines exist off the gulf and yet they STILL didn't believe me. Well now it's ( Read more... )

I just beat Alien Hominid a few minutes ago and I'm now in love with the work of Dan Paladin and Tom Fulp. Seriously, it's amazing that a team of like... 15 can make a game that tops 90% of the shit that gets released today. I thought it was a bit lacking in the sound effect department (and there were a few, looping music tracks that got old ( Read more... )