1. phone messages with dildos and cameras
2. the chorus to :look at me:
3. man juice
4. queer punk myspace group
5. NEAT MYSPACE PROFILE!
6. the pink panther but drunk
7. why don't you teach?

Good thing I have a sense of humor or I be paddling my avoidant behavior up that creek of shit, getting pesky passive aggressive armpit stains on my t-shirt and I don't even subscribe to "Laundry Tips For Borderline Personalities". But I do have a subscription to "Beauty Tips For Psychotics". Which contains some tasty tidbits like "The Real Low ( Read more... )

First you want me to stop smoking, stop drinking, stop hanging out with drag queens and go go boys! What the hell do you want from me? I am parched.

Burst one, infinity has been expanded. Not that you will ever get to taste it my lovely discontinuous creature... but as always best of luck.

Easter! Easter! Cars at a loss encircling Wal-Mart. Their whole of family is inside. They put on coats. They put on pants. Tied their shoes. They prepared for this ousted outing.
Kids with bikes. Kids with skateboards. Kids smashing shopping carts. The parking lot is a playground, until the cops arrive.

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