So, it stopped raining today ( Read more... )

I am 36 years old and I own a Badtz Maru watch. I’m wearing it right now, in fact. I love it and I plan to wear it as long as I can. In fact, I’ve already worn it so often that I broke the original band and had to get a new one put on recently. When I took it to the repair shop, I brought along another, pricier watch that needed a new battery ( Read more... )

The first thing I do in the morning is breathe in. This intake of air, a whisper, a rustle, an expanding. Wakes the house up (windows blinking), wakes the dogs up (eyes blinking), wakes the partner up (snores blinking). And a wave of crescendo-ing noise moves from one end of our domicile to the other, until the offspring opens her eyes, too ( Read more... )

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It's kind of old news by now that I have been having trouble sleeping for the past few weeks. This is a trickier kind of insomnia than I've had before. Not that any kind of sleeplessness is a gift basket of sunshine and kittens and humbled ex-lovers, but I had at least learned to cope with the insomnia I had pretty severely in my 20s. At that time ( Read more... )

Look, I'm tired. I know it sounds like an excuse, but even I don't know where my brain is going all the time these days.

Just go with it.


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It may not be daily after all, but you can rest assured that I have not given up submitting giraffes to onemilliongiraffes.com.


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