aaaaaaaand done.

At a recent reading in El Cajon, California, someone asked Chuck Palahniuk to name the one thing he couldn't make funny. "Cruelty to animals," he replied. An hour later, as he sat inscribing copies of his books for queuing fans, a blur passed before his eyes. And then another one. A small group of men had shoved through the crowd and was pelting ( Read more... )

so i think im over my fear of the ocean ( Read more... )

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i just found out that i lost my first sale. the good news (for me) is that the only reason they arent signing on is because THE GUY DIED THIS WEEKEND. 
i just met with good ol henry last week too.

last night my brother start laughing while my creep-ass uncle david was praying. he lied and said he had something in his nose, which everyone bought. until he started laughing again.

whatever, he looks like sanjaya.


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GREENPEACE: Apple one of the WORST environmentally!

i was really bummed about coming into work today. then i found out that the girl that looks like lindsey markel and i are the only ones in the ENTIRE office (except for the bakery mexicans, but i dont think they ever leave). so i have closed the doors that connect to my office so no one can hear me playing lovefool.

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