During a conversation with Laura earlier, I realized that Carmen San Diego is the ulitmate hooker name.
*sigh*

*sigh*.

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Anyone who knows her: What happened to oreo_delight??!?!? Does anyone know?

MY LIST OF FAVORITE CUSSES
(Because some of you were curious)

1) ASSKLOWWN [insult]
2) Jesus (possible expletive-christ) Jumping On A (insert expletive) Pogo-Stick
3) Slutfuck
4) Fuckin'-A
5) Goddammit [an oldie but a goodie]
6) Toe-sucker [insult]
7) Bastards [muttered at a quiet whisper in frustrartion]

( you know you're a child of the 80's/90's when... )

The dreams are just *weird*. I mean, really. They're not *nightmares* per se, they're just really kinda freakish ( Read more... )

A baby girl sitting on the phone
Two teenagers sitting on the floor
Staring at the moving light
A café of surreal dimensions
The labyrinth of the mind’s eye
A Bird of Paradise glides silently through
Hush all of the noise
Center of attention is being commanded
Feeling like a god guaranteed
Running barefoot through infinite grass
Not a sound to be heard
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Had the best 2-hour bikeride that I've had in a long while, just a titch ago. My legs are killing me, but the adrenaline buzzer is oh-so-nice.

This is quite amusing, and I know there're a lot of you out there who'll appreciate it.
The Subservient Chicken
(you type in the bar at the bottom what you want it to do. "take off your mask" is a favorite of ( Read more... )