Disclaimer: I do not own the characters.

Author's Notes: This Kadaj fic is set in the 'White Tree of Coloured Glass Hearts' universe (as created by deltadasher on fanfiction.net, aka my little sister) but you don't need to read it to understand any of this. This was written for my beta (aka my little sister, again) who had wanted a voyeur fic, for ( Read more... )

Title: Willing
Author: Me, saintlyficcies/dk2022
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: G
Character/Pairing: Snape from Hermione's perspective
Spoilers: Up to and including HBP (no DH)
Warnings: None
Prompt Number: 72. Hero
Author's Notes: Just a quick drabble.
( Willing )

Title: Ship Of Misdeeds
Author: Me saintlyficcies/dk2022
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: G... Maybe PG
Character/Pairing: Snape, Hermione/Viktor Krum (implied)
Spoilers: Uh, set during HP and the Goblet of Fire. So, old news... :D
Warnings: Snape is snarky. Beware.
Prompt Number: 101. Ship

( I've really been on a bender and it shows )

Title: Thirteen Year Old Slapstick... Of Sexiness
Author: Me saintlyficcies/dk2022
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13/R (swearing! :D)
Character/Pairing: Snape/Hermione
Spoilers: No spoilers
Warnings: None
Prompt Number: 13. High
Author's Notes: This is a parody. Any mistakes are there for a reason.

( Where are your clothes?! )

Title: Break Up Punch
Author: Me, saintlyficcies/dk2022
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: Uh… PG-13 to R
Character/Pairing: Snape/Hermione
Spoilers: None. Yaay me.
Warnings: Drunken silliness! :D And the mention of the dreaded S word - slash. Also, if you ingest the drink Hermione does... I wouldn't, cause I made it up... If you do, tell me how it tastes. (After getting ( Read more... )

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Title:The Hater of the Aroma of Stale Coffee
Rating: PG, unless you seriously loathe Spongebob Squarepants. If you do hate Spongebob just avert your eyes until the end.
Author's notes: I wrote this, kind of half remembering what my SS giftee wanted. This should get rid of the summer blues that the rain brought out. If not, the other one might ( ( Read more... )

Title: The Tale of the Lobster Girl
Rating: R (someone swears like a trooper)
Author's notes: When I think summer, I think of the evil sunburn I seem to get every fricking year. So, when asked for a fic that was, "A J/C summer story, something to take me away from the wetness of this summer. Anything can happen but there has to be a happy ending ( Read more... )

Title: Go Dancing
Disclaimer: Not mine. Only having fun. Paramount own the Voyager characters. The music industry own the souls of the musicians I kinda half loosely based the band on.
Rating: PG
Notes: Written for VAMB Spring Fling. I just hope that the recipient likes it. No children or babies are here (as asked. :D)

( Spring had a fling that was flung... )

Title: Broken Records
Author: Me, saintlyficcies
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG (for one mild swear word, repeated a few times)
Character/Pairing: Will be Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Spoilers: Um, anything up to Half Blood Prince
Warnings: None
Prompt Number: 1. Green
Author's notes: This is supposed to be funny. Whether it is or not is a different matter. ( Read more... )