Well, it's finally here: ASS 2!!! And it is full of amazing articles: fashion (and chihuahua fashion), band interviews, personal essays, an interview with Yvonne Craig (Batgirl), slutty makeovers, an art star centerfold and oh so much fucking more -- 48 pages WITH no frigging ads ( Read more... )

Even though I've been locking every entry I've written for the past several months, this is one I'm not going to lock because I need to help spread the word. If you know Brodeur, even if you think he's a pain in the ass, please try to help. He is not a violent person and does not belong in jail. Here's some info on how to help ( Read more... )

Tommy Bigfinger is coming to the Anti-Slam tomorrow!

One great thing about living across the street from work is that I can WALK across the street during teh strike. However, the shitty thing is that I had to stay late and close the store even though I got there first thing this morning because my coworkers all had to depart for their mission home. I told them they could crash in the troll museum, ( Read more... )

I skipped the open mike tonight in order to work on my book. The one thing I took away from the Random House Meeting is that the focus of the story really is the Art Star Scene. It is a memoir, sort of, but it's also very much about a certain place and time. I realized I hadn't written about Toilet, the live action sitcom I used to star in. I ( Read more... )

Milk Kan (the greatest band on earth) just made its debut on the UK indie charts at # 13! I'm so happy for them. Go to milkkan.com to hear their new single.

You know what? Maybe airing all of this Electra Elf "dirty laundry" is tacky! I don't care. I really needed to announce this and feel supported in whatever endeavors I pursue on my own. I have worked with Nick since 2001 and we have made some great art. Elf Panties (my concept), Lord of the Cockrings (my concept and screenplay) and I was a ( Read more... )

Electra Elf Twelve will be the last one. It is a great show, but I can no longer work with a psychotic tyrant who thinks it's acceptable to tell me to shut up.

I AM DRUNK. And I just only had three beers and it's not even 8. What the fuck happened to my tolerance? Tom helped me put my stuff on Juniper and I should be editing but I'M TOO DRUNK.

Today was a stressful day, too much to go into.

I am feeling a bit under the weather, but mostly in my throat, which feels swollen and stressed. It isn't helping that the slumlord sees fit to turn the heat on for approximately 40 seconds a day. I got a heater fan today and I sincerely hope it doesn't blow all the fuses in my apartment, which is what happened the last time I used a heating ( Read more... )